Zoe, 19, UK.
Say 'hey' to someone whose life has been taken over by fictional characters and flawless actresses without her say so.
No seriously... say 'hey' because I feel as if most people on here are as crazy as me and that's a nice feeling. :)

 

embraceyourfreak asked
Do you have any pictures of dogs running so fast they look like they're hover-crafts? Love your blog by the way, totally brightens my day!

doublepistolsandawonk:

thecutestofthecute:

ACTIVATING LAUNCH SEQUENCE IN 3.. 2..1

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jesus lord

unicornsandbutane:

bulletproof-fantasy:

enjorlove:

pardonmewhileipanic:

thotbotsuperstar:

dynastylnoire:

perpetualdaydream:

baskintheafterglow:

expect-the-greatest:

champagnexstrawberrykisses:

expect-the-greatest:

Bruh

What the hell?

Niggas out here trappin women

Then wonder how your ass got burned

what the fuck…

I’ve had a dude do that before. that shit is terrifying. Dude went across the room like he typically would to get one. Came back and I didn’t know that he didn’t have one until he pulled out.
I FLIPPED. Cried all the way home. Cried for days. Got tested. Bought the morning after pill. Seriously, fuck dudes that do this. There should be laws against it.

There ARE laws against this. It’s called rape by deception or fraudulent rape and basically, it’s anytime the conditions of your consent are compromised. In a situation like this, you consented to protected sex. By having sex in a way you did not consent to, a crime WAS committed and he could be charged if any physical effects like pregnancy or STD occurred. Remember, ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY YOU DON’T CONSENT TO IS RAPE. 

If a guy does this, it’s rape. Call the cops. Ruin his life since he has no problem risking yours. Make him fucking learn. Rapists belong in jail. Rape by deception is rape, not a funny “meme”. 

This is incredibly important for everyone to see!! EVERYONE

yes YOU NEED THIS ON YOUR DASH EVERYONE

y’all should see this, just so you know.
Call the cops.
HERE is a list of crisis hotlines for rape and abuse. Most of them are 24/7 hotlines. 
HERE is a list of crisis hotlines by state. 
In addition to giving you the compassion your rapist clearly won’t, they might be able to advise you on possible next steps: what to tell the police, how to get a test done.
Stay safe, everyone. 

unicornsandbutane:

bulletproof-fantasy:

enjorlove:

pardonmewhileipanic:

thotbotsuperstar:

dynastylnoire:

perpetualdaydream:

baskintheafterglow:

expect-the-greatest:

champagnexstrawberrykisses:

expect-the-greatest:

Bruh

What the hell?

Niggas out here trappin women

Then wonder how your ass got burned

what the fuck…

I’ve had a dude do that before. that shit is terrifying. Dude went across the room like he typically would to get one. Came back and I didn’t know that he didn’t have one until he pulled out.

I FLIPPED. Cried all the way home. Cried for days. Got tested. Bought the morning after pill. Seriously, fuck dudes that do this. There should be laws against it.

There ARE laws against this. It’s called rape by deception or fraudulent rape and basically, it’s anytime the conditions of your consent are compromised. In a situation like this, you consented to protected sex. By having sex in a way you did not consent to, a crime WAS committed and he could be charged if any physical effects like pregnancy or STD occurred. Remember, ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY YOU DON’T CONSENT TO IS RAPE. 

If a guy does this, it’s rape. Call the cops. Ruin his life since he has no problem risking yours. Make him fucking learn. Rapists belong in jail. Rape by deception is rape, not a funny “meme”. 

This is incredibly important for everyone to see!! EVERYONE

yes YOU NEED THIS ON YOUR DASH EVERYONE

y’all should see this, just so you know.

Call the cops.

HERE is a list of crisis hotlines for rape and abuse. Most of them are 24/7 hotlines. 

HERE is a list of crisis hotlines by state. 

In addition to giving you the compassion your rapist clearly won’t, they might be able to advise you on possible next steps: what to tell the police, how to get a test done.

Stay safe, everyone. 

(Source: tupacmadaddy)

scullysummers asked
Hook gets frozen and no one can defrost him, as cracky as you can make it. :) :) :)

sgtmac7:

Cracky as hell and probably not CS friendly, though it’s not bashing. It’s mostly just…well, it’s told from Regina’s POV for the most part. 1700 wds.

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poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

Should…

darkmaison:

Hmmmm I should be writing the last chapters to Admiration or attempting the requests Ive had for a sequel to Trapped but instead Im reading fanfic - its so addictive, stop writing such great stuff guys!!!


Shout out to


Mysterious-song

Villainandhero

Startraveller776

Someonethatiamnot

2twistedforcolourtv

Emily31594

Whitebuddha0524

il-etait-une-fois-nos-reves

Whasupwhereitis

thequeenstolemyheart

Sgtmac7

Ladiesofsherwoodforest

&
All the other greats Ive missed!

emily31594:

I think someone needs to write a semi crack fic in which Robin buys lunch for a date with Regina, and when he sees the coke bottles that say “soulmate” he can’t resist buying one for each of them as well, and then Regina opens the bag he brought and glares at him but secretly finds it kind of funny.

OQ FF: Quod Verus Amor Est Anathemate

startraveller776:

Rating: M
Summary: There is a black secret hidden between the words “happily ever after”: when True Love sparks to life, if affection will not keep the fated together, compulsion surely will. (Angsty Outlaw Queen)

A/N: After the finale, I was full of hurt and angst on Regina’s behalf. Sadly, when I need to get those feelings out, usually a darker story emerges. So, I apologize. For everything. (And promise that the majority of the fic I write for these two will have a happy ending.)

I’m going with the idea that Robin doesn’t chase after Regina when she leaves Granny’s in the finale. (So, according to recent spoilers, this is already a canon divergence.)

WARNING: One bout of infidelity (non-explicit, but adult enough to get the M-rating)

(Also on FFnet and AO3)

Quod Verus Amor Est Anathemate
(True Love is a Curse)

Pixie dust never lies, Tinkerbell once said.

But neither does it tell the whole truth.

There is a little black secrete about True Love, Regina learns. A dark truth hidden between the words “happily ever after” in Henry’s book. One which could corrupt the soul of even the purest of heroes and obliterate charcoaled hearts like hers.

Because when True Love sparks to life, if affection will not keep the fated together, compulsion surely will.

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boyzwhat:

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

Now that’s a morals and values lesson